Blehheheheheh! .>_

So this lady came through my lane today. .. She was fat. Not that I mind fat people. Hell, I am a fat people. But this lady, she was wearing what I presumed used to be a tank-top, but had been converted to something like a sport bra. That and a pair of shorts was all she was wearing.

.o_o

Her gut...it was all over the place...

It was so nasty! DX

Now I know how hard it is being a fat people - like I said, I am one - and it's especially tough in this heat. But for GODS' SAKE, don't let it all hang out! DX Have some decency! Have some class! Put that thing away!


Then there was this other lady... She didn't want to come through my lane because the guy ahead of her sneezed there. .o_o She made me ring her up from the wrong side of the register. .=_=

Ok look, stupid. Sneezes dissipate quickly. I'm sure there weren't any germs hanging around. I'm sure it was just dust that caused him to sneeze, seeing as his daughter and I both sneezed as well, minutes apart.

I should have mentioned to her after I rung her stuff up and gave her her receipt that I sneezed into my hand right before him.

That's right, into that hand that I just used to ring up your stuff and give you your change with.


Ha ha, stupid. Ha. Ha.