Hello. My name is Günter Varick. I have been sent to inform that Sunshine is sick.
....
"Again," she says.
....
For what is apparently the third time in nine months. Whereas she "used to get sick only once every two or three years."
I have reason to believe she is annoyed.
But do not fear; I am taking care of her, feeding her chicken soup and hot tea.
Ah, and she's calling me now.
....and is holding a pair of scissors.
.... No good will come from this.

....
"Again," she says.
....
For what is apparently the third time in nine months. Whereas she "used to get sick only once every two or three years."
I have reason to believe she is annoyed.
But do not fear; I am taking care of her, feeding her chicken soup and hot tea.
Ah, and she's calling me now.
....and is holding a pair of scissors.
.... No good will come from this.