A moment of rant.

Dear Lady Who Says "I need to figure out what I want to buy here,"

Maybe you should have done that before you got into the checkout line.

No love,

Me



Dear Target "Guests,"

You're all imbeciles.

No love,

Me



Dear Imbeciles,

I realize you probably don't know this, but all the cashiers at Target are timed and scored on every transaction. So maybe instead of staring at the cashier like a retrad while he rings up your crap, hows about doing something productive, like getting your money out or writing your check. Being prepared works wonders for everyone.

No love, you fucking idiots,

Me

P.S.

And I hate the line "oh, I have change!" with a burning passion.

You counting out your pennies RUINS my score!! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!

I wish rectal cancer on you all.

for my own refrence..

http://recipesbycindy.homestead.com/Hazelnussomeletten.html

http://www.recipezaar.com/152450

http://www.recipezaar.com/62156

http://www.recipezaar.com/6469

http://www.recipezaar.com/48713

http://www.recipezaar.com/81816

http://www.recipezaar.com/106166

http://www.recipezaar.com/139867


And if anyone knows of any other easy-to-make German recipes, do share! =D